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THE MURDER OF PATRICK STAR ?!? by Ricky Odracir:

Rumors: The Cartoon world is in shock as it has been reported, But not yet confirmed, that Patrick Star, the legendary and icon character from The SpongeBob SquarePants series, movies, and spin offs including his own series: The PATRICK STAR SHOW is in CRITICAL condition!! Apparently while going through thrown trash in the water, Patrick accidentally was strangled by a can soda six pack wrapper. There has been whispers in Bikini Bottom that Patrick may have actually been tricked in an attempt to be murdered by local residents.. but that's pure speculation. SpongeBob is reportedly devastated and is really considering going into retirement but Nickelodeon has the final say if he can go or not. Stay tuned for more updates on the unexpected attempt on the life of Patrick Star.                                   

(sources: anonymous) 

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 NPSE RETURNS WITH NEW LINE UP

WITH THE REVIVAL OF THE BTR/NPSE WEBISODES, NPSE STAR REPORTER JAY HEINZ   (VOICED BY JERMAINE HINES) RETURNS THIS SUMMER WITH AN ALL NEW TEAM OF CO HOST TO HELP HIM WITH EXCLUSIVE NPSE INTERVIEWS AND MORE. THE FIRST NEW NPSE SERIES WILL BE SECOND TAKE, A DEBATE SERIES THAT FEATURES STEPHEN J SMIFF AND INTRODUCING CHIP AYNESS. THE WEEKLY SHORTS WILL DEBUT IN NOVEMBER ON OUR NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND OF COURSE HERE. OTHER NPSE/UPRAW NEWS CHARACTERS SUCH AS RICKY RICARDO, NAZTURD MCTUCKETTE, & KIM YOTTER WILL MAKE THEIR OF THE FIRST APPEARANCES IN SEVERAL SHORTS DURING FOR THE NEW SEASON.

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