WEBISODE OF THE WEEK

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AFTER LOSING TO THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS IN THE SUPERBOWL AND LETTING DOWN SEVERAL THOUSANDS OF PEYTON FANS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD, PEYTON BECOMES PRETTY DEPRESSED. THE BRONCOS' FEEL PEYTON MANNING NEEDS HELP AND DECIDES TO SEND HIM TO THE INFAMOUS DOCTOR RUCKUS IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE THEIR QB & FUTURE SEASON.

 

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NEWZ OF THE WEEK 

 

 

WILL PAPA JOHN DROP PEYTON FOR LOSING ?!?

 

AFTER LACKLUSTER PERFORMANCE IN THE SUPER BOWL, PAPA JOHNS' STOCK DROPS ALMOST 50%. THEN WORD GOES OUT STATING THAT TV VIEWERS ARE NO LONGER INTERESTED IN WATCHING PEYTON IN PAPA J'S COMMERICALS AND WOULD PREFER...RICHARD SHERMAN!?! IS PEYTON'S JOB AS A SPOKESMAN FOR THIS FRANCHISE IN JEOPARDY?

 

 

 

SPORT REPORTZ  

RICHIE SHERMAN BREAKS DOWN MEDIOCRE?

 

NPSE SPORT ANALYST: JAY HEINZ INTERVIEWS SUPER BOWL CHAMPION SEAHAWKS CB RICHARD SHERMAN AND FINDS OUT JUST WHICH ATHLETES HE FEELS ARE MEDIOCRE AND HOW HE FEELS ABOUT PEYTONS' DUCKS.

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PRICK OF THE WEEK

 

THE DENVER BRONCOS!!

THE PRICK OF THE WEEK IS THE DENVER BRONCO'S FOR NOT SHOWING UP TO PLAY IN THE MUTHAF**KING SUPER BOWL. SH*T YOU @SS HOLES HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME TO PREPARE AND YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN PLAY HARD BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED YOU'RE GOING TO GET THE SH*T HIT OUT OF YOU BY THE SEAHAWK DEFENSE. YOU GUYS ARE THEE OFFICAL PRICKS OF THE WEEK AND AMERICA AGREES WITH THIS PICK AS WELL. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME YOU (RICH@SS) LOSERS!!

MIXTRACK OF THE WEEK

KyzAdepH: NOT.F*CKING .LOSING.

 

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RUMOR OF THE WEEK

PEYTON & ELI WILL MAKE A HIP HOP DUO ONCE THEY FINISH THEIR NFL CAREERS.

IT APPEARED THE TWO MANNING BOYS WILL CONTINUE TO ENTERTAIN AFTER THEIR FOOTBALL CAREERS ARE FINITO AS A CLOSE FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF ANOTHER FRIEND WHO WORKS AS A MASCOT FOR THE NFL OVERHEARD TALKS OF THE BROTHERS GOING INTO THE MUSIC BIZ TO COMPETE WITH JAY & BEY.

 

 

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